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[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\"." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law ." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks", ">\n\nThis is how you alienate and shut down girls sports and dignity!" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks", ">\n\nThis is how you alienate and shut down girls sports and dignity!", ">\n\nEven if something’s amiss, they can just report everything’s fine. What are you going to do, inspect the bathroom stall after I use it for evidence of discarded pads and tampons? \nOh wait, they probably would." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks", ">\n\nThis is how you alienate and shut down girls sports and dignity!", ">\n\nEven if something’s amiss, they can just report everything’s fine. What are you going to do, inspect the bathroom stall after I use it for evidence of discarded pads and tampons? \nOh wait, they probably would.", ">\n\nFreedom***" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks", ">\n\nThis is how you alienate and shut down girls sports and dignity!", ">\n\nEven if something’s amiss, they can just report everything’s fine. What are you going to do, inspect the bathroom stall after I use it for evidence of discarded pads and tampons? \nOh wait, they probably would.", ">\n\nFreedom***", ">\n\nUh, what? That's just fucking weird." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks", ">\n\nThis is how you alienate and shut down girls sports and dignity!", ">\n\nEven if something’s amiss, they can just report everything’s fine. What are you going to do, inspect the bathroom stall after I use it for evidence of discarded pads and tampons? \nOh wait, they probably would.", ">\n\nFreedom***", ">\n\nUh, what? That's just fucking weird.", ">\n\nWhat? Panty checks are not enough?" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks", ">\n\nThis is how you alienate and shut down girls sports and dignity!", ">\n\nEven if something’s amiss, they can just report everything’s fine. What are you going to do, inspect the bathroom stall after I use it for evidence of discarded pads and tampons? \nOh wait, they probably would.", ">\n\nFreedom***", ">\n\nUh, what? That's just fucking weird.", ">\n\nWhat? Panty checks are not enough?", ">\n\nJust troll the shit out of them… easy" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks", ">\n\nThis is how you alienate and shut down girls sports and dignity!", ">\n\nEven if something’s amiss, they can just report everything’s fine. What are you going to do, inspect the bathroom stall after I use it for evidence of discarded pads and tampons? \nOh wait, they probably would.", ">\n\nFreedom***", ">\n\nUh, what? That's just fucking weird.", ">\n\nWhat? Panty checks are not enough?", ">\n\nJust troll the shit out of them… easy", ">\n\nWhat a world many folks live in hey. What a time to be alive!" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks", ">\n\nThis is how you alienate and shut down girls sports and dignity!", ">\n\nEven if something’s amiss, they can just report everything’s fine. What are you going to do, inspect the bathroom stall after I use it for evidence of discarded pads and tampons? \nOh wait, they probably would.", ">\n\nFreedom***", ">\n\nUh, what? That's just fucking weird.", ">\n\nWhat? Panty checks are not enough?", ">\n\nJust troll the shit out of them… easy", ">\n\nWhat a world many folks live in hey. What a time to be alive!", ">\n\nstudents should just give them fake data\nthen they will pass law requiring someone from school check their panties" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks", ">\n\nThis is how you alienate and shut down girls sports and dignity!", ">\n\nEven if something’s amiss, they can just report everything’s fine. What are you going to do, inspect the bathroom stall after I use it for evidence of discarded pads and tampons? \nOh wait, they probably would.", ">\n\nFreedom***", ">\n\nUh, what? That's just fucking weird.", ">\n\nWhat? Panty checks are not enough?", ">\n\nJust troll the shit out of them… easy", ">\n\nWhat a world many folks live in hey. What a time to be alive!", ">\n\nstudents should just give them fake data\nthen they will pass law requiring someone from school check their panties", ">\n\nThat’s when you say your period lasts 75 days and let them figure it out\n(Because some who have endo or fibroids do have month long periods, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility )" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks", ">\n\nThis is how you alienate and shut down girls sports and dignity!", ">\n\nEven if something’s amiss, they can just report everything’s fine. What are you going to do, inspect the bathroom stall after I use it for evidence of discarded pads and tampons? \nOh wait, they probably would.", ">\n\nFreedom***", ">\n\nUh, what? That's just fucking weird.", ">\n\nWhat? Panty checks are not enough?", ">\n\nJust troll the shit out of them… easy", ">\n\nWhat a world many folks live in hey. What a time to be alive!", ">\n\nstudents should just give them fake data\nthen they will pass law requiring someone from school check their panties", ">\n\nThat’s when you say your period lasts 75 days and let them figure it out\n(Because some who have endo or fibroids do have month long periods, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility )", ">\n\nno one is more concerned with childrens' genitals than republican lawmakers" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks", ">\n\nThis is how you alienate and shut down girls sports and dignity!", ">\n\nEven if something’s amiss, they can just report everything’s fine. What are you going to do, inspect the bathroom stall after I use it for evidence of discarded pads and tampons? \nOh wait, they probably would.", ">\n\nFreedom***", ">\n\nUh, what? That's just fucking weird.", ">\n\nWhat? Panty checks are not enough?", ">\n\nJust troll the shit out of them… easy", ">\n\nWhat a world many folks live in hey. What a time to be alive!", ">\n\nstudents should just give them fake data\nthen they will pass law requiring someone from school check their panties", ">\n\nThat’s when you say your period lasts 75 days and let them figure it out\n(Because some who have endo or fibroids do have month long periods, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility )", ">\n\nno one is more concerned with childrens' genitals than republican lawmakers", ">\n\nThe girls are going to Protest\nThe boys being teenaged boys are going to protest along with the girls if only to get close to them\nExpect state wide Organized protests" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks", ">\n\nThis is how you alienate and shut down girls sports and dignity!", ">\n\nEven if something’s amiss, they can just report everything’s fine. What are you going to do, inspect the bathroom stall after I use it for evidence of discarded pads and tampons? \nOh wait, they probably would.", ">\n\nFreedom***", ">\n\nUh, what? That's just fucking weird.", ">\n\nWhat? Panty checks are not enough?", ">\n\nJust troll the shit out of them… easy", ">\n\nWhat a world many folks live in hey. What a time to be alive!", ">\n\nstudents should just give them fake data\nthen they will pass law requiring someone from school check their panties", ">\n\nThat’s when you say your period lasts 75 days and let them figure it out\n(Because some who have endo or fibroids do have month long periods, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility )", ">\n\nno one is more concerned with childrens' genitals than republican lawmakers", ">\n\nThe girls are going to Protest\nThe boys being teenaged boys are going to protest along with the girls if only to get close to them\nExpect state wide Organized protests", ">\n\nOk, so, me just thinking out loud.. I don't know... I mean sure it bleed more or less every 28 days.. But if you don't need to keep track, you might not keep track. Lets say your not sexuality active right now, so pregnancy is not even possible. How close are you keeping track? When was my period 6 months ago. Honestly IDK." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks", ">\n\nThis is how you alienate and shut down girls sports and dignity!", ">\n\nEven if something’s amiss, they can just report everything’s fine. What are you going to do, inspect the bathroom stall after I use it for evidence of discarded pads and tampons? \nOh wait, they probably would.", ">\n\nFreedom***", ">\n\nUh, what? That's just fucking weird.", ">\n\nWhat? Panty checks are not enough?", ">\n\nJust troll the shit out of them… easy", ">\n\nWhat a world many folks live in hey. What a time to be alive!", ">\n\nstudents should just give them fake data\nthen they will pass law requiring someone from school check their panties", ">\n\nThat’s when you say your period lasts 75 days and let them figure it out\n(Because some who have endo or fibroids do have month long periods, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility )", ">\n\nno one is more concerned with childrens' genitals than republican lawmakers", ">\n\nThe girls are going to Protest\nThe boys being teenaged boys are going to protest along with the girls if only to get close to them\nExpect state wide Organized protests", ">\n\nOk, so, me just thinking out loud.. I don't know... I mean sure it bleed more or less every 28 days.. But if you don't need to keep track, you might not keep track. Lets say your not sexuality active right now, so pregnancy is not even possible. How close are you keeping track? When was my period 6 months ago. Honestly IDK.", ">\n\nWomen, rebel! Don't assent to this gross violation of privacy!" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks", ">\n\nThis is how you alienate and shut down girls sports and dignity!", ">\n\nEven if something’s amiss, they can just report everything’s fine. What are you going to do, inspect the bathroom stall after I use it for evidence of discarded pads and tampons? \nOh wait, they probably would.", ">\n\nFreedom***", ">\n\nUh, what? That's just fucking weird.", ">\n\nWhat? Panty checks are not enough?", ">\n\nJust troll the shit out of them… easy", ">\n\nWhat a world many folks live in hey. What a time to be alive!", ">\n\nstudents should just give them fake data\nthen they will pass law requiring someone from school check their panties", ">\n\nThat’s when you say your period lasts 75 days and let them figure it out\n(Because some who have endo or fibroids do have month long periods, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility )", ">\n\nno one is more concerned with childrens' genitals than republican lawmakers", ">\n\nThe girls are going to Protest\nThe boys being teenaged boys are going to protest along with the girls if only to get close to them\nExpect state wide Organized protests", ">\n\nOk, so, me just thinking out loud.. I don't know... I mean sure it bleed more or less every 28 days.. But if you don't need to keep track, you might not keep track. Lets say your not sexuality active right now, so pregnancy is not even possible. How close are you keeping track? When was my period 6 months ago. Honestly IDK.", ">\n\nWomen, rebel! Don't assent to this gross violation of privacy!", ">\n\nGuys in sports should start submitting menstrual history, saying random period dates with 10 month gaps here and there." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks", ">\n\nThis is how you alienate and shut down girls sports and dignity!", ">\n\nEven if something’s amiss, they can just report everything’s fine. What are you going to do, inspect the bathroom stall after I use it for evidence of discarded pads and tampons? \nOh wait, they probably would.", ">\n\nFreedom***", ">\n\nUh, what? That's just fucking weird.", ">\n\nWhat? Panty checks are not enough?", ">\n\nJust troll the shit out of them… easy", ">\n\nWhat a world many folks live in hey. What a time to be alive!", ">\n\nstudents should just give them fake data\nthen they will pass law requiring someone from school check their panties", ">\n\nThat’s when you say your period lasts 75 days and let them figure it out\n(Because some who have endo or fibroids do have month long periods, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility )", ">\n\nno one is more concerned with childrens' genitals than republican lawmakers", ">\n\nThe girls are going to Protest\nThe boys being teenaged boys are going to protest along with the girls if only to get close to them\nExpect state wide Organized protests", ">\n\nOk, so, me just thinking out loud.. I don't know... I mean sure it bleed more or less every 28 days.. But if you don't need to keep track, you might not keep track. Lets say your not sexuality active right now, so pregnancy is not even possible. How close are you keeping track? When was my period 6 months ago. Honestly IDK.", ">\n\nWomen, rebel! Don't assent to this gross violation of privacy!", ">\n\nGuys in sports should start submitting menstrual history, saying random period dates with 10 month gaps here and there.", ">\n\nKeep up the crazy FL" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks", ">\n\nThis is how you alienate and shut down girls sports and dignity!", ">\n\nEven if something’s amiss, they can just report everything’s fine. What are you going to do, inspect the bathroom stall after I use it for evidence of discarded pads and tampons? \nOh wait, they probably would.", ">\n\nFreedom***", ">\n\nUh, what? That's just fucking weird.", ">\n\nWhat? Panty checks are not enough?", ">\n\nJust troll the shit out of them… easy", ">\n\nWhat a world many folks live in hey. What a time to be alive!", ">\n\nstudents should just give them fake data\nthen they will pass law requiring someone from school check their panties", ">\n\nThat’s when you say your period lasts 75 days and let them figure it out\n(Because some who have endo or fibroids do have month long periods, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility )", ">\n\nno one is more concerned with childrens' genitals than republican lawmakers", ">\n\nThe girls are going to Protest\nThe boys being teenaged boys are going to protest along with the girls if only to get close to them\nExpect state wide Organized protests", ">\n\nOk, so, me just thinking out loud.. I don't know... I mean sure it bleed more or less every 28 days.. But if you don't need to keep track, you might not keep track. Lets say your not sexuality active right now, so pregnancy is not even possible. How close are you keeping track? When was my period 6 months ago. Honestly IDK.", ">\n\nWomen, rebel! Don't assent to this gross violation of privacy!", ">\n\nGuys in sports should start submitting menstrual history, saying random period dates with 10 month gaps here and there.", ">\n\nKeep up the crazy FL", ">\n\nit still shocks me how far we have fallen somemtimes. like how sick are so many americans where they vote in people who want to genocide people. \namerica just seems to have a really bad streak in it. and we always have. i assume we always will until we go into our fascist days and the country crumbles. i guess hopefully there will be a cleanse or something i dunno." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks", ">\n\nThis is how you alienate and shut down girls sports and dignity!", ">\n\nEven if something’s amiss, they can just report everything’s fine. What are you going to do, inspect the bathroom stall after I use it for evidence of discarded pads and tampons? \nOh wait, they probably would.", ">\n\nFreedom***", ">\n\nUh, what? That's just fucking weird.", ">\n\nWhat? Panty checks are not enough?", ">\n\nJust troll the shit out of them… easy", ">\n\nWhat a world many folks live in hey. What a time to be alive!", ">\n\nstudents should just give them fake data\nthen they will pass law requiring someone from school check their panties", ">\n\nThat’s when you say your period lasts 75 days and let them figure it out\n(Because some who have endo or fibroids do have month long periods, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility )", ">\n\nno one is more concerned with childrens' genitals than republican lawmakers", ">\n\nThe girls are going to Protest\nThe boys being teenaged boys are going to protest along with the girls if only to get close to them\nExpect state wide Organized protests", ">\n\nOk, so, me just thinking out loud.. I don't know... I mean sure it bleed more or less every 28 days.. But if you don't need to keep track, you might not keep track. Lets say your not sexuality active right now, so pregnancy is not even possible. How close are you keeping track? When was my period 6 months ago. Honestly IDK.", ">\n\nWomen, rebel! Don't assent to this gross violation of privacy!", ">\n\nGuys in sports should start submitting menstrual history, saying random period dates with 10 month gaps here and there.", ">\n\nKeep up the crazy FL", ">\n\nit still shocks me how far we have fallen somemtimes. like how sick are so many americans where they vote in people who want to genocide people. \namerica just seems to have a really bad streak in it. and we always have. i assume we always will until we go into our fascist days and the country crumbles. i guess hopefully there will be a cleanse or something i dunno.", ">\n\nFuture news: to avoid falsified information, all minor girls are required to submit to physical exams when menstruating, or required to provide used pads and tampons for DNA analysis." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks", ">\n\nThis is how you alienate and shut down girls sports and dignity!", ">\n\nEven if something’s amiss, they can just report everything’s fine. What are you going to do, inspect the bathroom stall after I use it for evidence of discarded pads and tampons? \nOh wait, they probably would.", ">\n\nFreedom***", ">\n\nUh, what? That's just fucking weird.", ">\n\nWhat? Panty checks are not enough?", ">\n\nJust troll the shit out of them… easy", ">\n\nWhat a world many folks live in hey. What a time to be alive!", ">\n\nstudents should just give them fake data\nthen they will pass law requiring someone from school check their panties", ">\n\nThat’s when you say your period lasts 75 days and let them figure it out\n(Because some who have endo or fibroids do have month long periods, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility )", ">\n\nno one is more concerned with childrens' genitals than republican lawmakers", ">\n\nThe girls are going to Protest\nThe boys being teenaged boys are going to protest along with the girls if only to get close to them\nExpect state wide Organized protests", ">\n\nOk, so, me just thinking out loud.. I don't know... I mean sure it bleed more or less every 28 days.. But if you don't need to keep track, you might not keep track. Lets say your not sexuality active right now, so pregnancy is not even possible. How close are you keeping track? When was my period 6 months ago. Honestly IDK.", ">\n\nWomen, rebel! Don't assent to this gross violation of privacy!", ">\n\nGuys in sports should start submitting menstrual history, saying random period dates with 10 month gaps here and there.", ">\n\nKeep up the crazy FL", ">\n\nit still shocks me how far we have fallen somemtimes. like how sick are so many americans where they vote in people who want to genocide people. \namerica just seems to have a really bad streak in it. and we always have. i assume we always will until we go into our fascist days and the country crumbles. i guess hopefully there will be a cleanse or something i dunno.", ">\n\nFuture news: to avoid falsified information, all minor girls are required to submit to physical exams when menstruating, or required to provide used pads and tampons for DNA analysis.", ">\n\nThis is a clear violation of the fourth amendment" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks", ">\n\nThis is how you alienate and shut down girls sports and dignity!", ">\n\nEven if something’s amiss, they can just report everything’s fine. What are you going to do, inspect the bathroom stall after I use it for evidence of discarded pads and tampons? \nOh wait, they probably would.", ">\n\nFreedom***", ">\n\nUh, what? That's just fucking weird.", ">\n\nWhat? Panty checks are not enough?", ">\n\nJust troll the shit out of them… easy", ">\n\nWhat a world many folks live in hey. What a time to be alive!", ">\n\nstudents should just give them fake data\nthen they will pass law requiring someone from school check their panties", ">\n\nThat’s when you say your period lasts 75 days and let them figure it out\n(Because some who have endo or fibroids do have month long periods, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility )", ">\n\nno one is more concerned with childrens' genitals than republican lawmakers", ">\n\nThe girls are going to Protest\nThe boys being teenaged boys are going to protest along with the girls if only to get close to them\nExpect state wide Organized protests", ">\n\nOk, so, me just thinking out loud.. I don't know... I mean sure it bleed more or less every 28 days.. But if you don't need to keep track, you might not keep track. Lets say your not sexuality active right now, so pregnancy is not even possible. How close are you keeping track? When was my period 6 months ago. Honestly IDK.", ">\n\nWomen, rebel! Don't assent to this gross violation of privacy!", ">\n\nGuys in sports should start submitting menstrual history, saying random period dates with 10 month gaps here and there.", ">\n\nKeep up the crazy FL", ">\n\nit still shocks me how far we have fallen somemtimes. like how sick are so many americans where they vote in people who want to genocide people. \namerica just seems to have a really bad streak in it. and we always have. i assume we always will until we go into our fascist days and the country crumbles. i guess hopefully there will be a cleanse or something i dunno.", ">\n\nFuture news: to avoid falsified information, all minor girls are required to submit to physical exams when menstruating, or required to provide used pads and tampons for DNA analysis.", ">\n\nThis is a clear violation of the fourth amendment", ">\n\nIs this the onion?" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks", ">\n\nThis is how you alienate and shut down girls sports and dignity!", ">\n\nEven if something’s amiss, they can just report everything’s fine. What are you going to do, inspect the bathroom stall after I use it for evidence of discarded pads and tampons? \nOh wait, they probably would.", ">\n\nFreedom***", ">\n\nUh, what? That's just fucking weird.", ">\n\nWhat? Panty checks are not enough?", ">\n\nJust troll the shit out of them… easy", ">\n\nWhat a world many folks live in hey. What a time to be alive!", ">\n\nstudents should just give them fake data\nthen they will pass law requiring someone from school check their panties", ">\n\nThat’s when you say your period lasts 75 days and let them figure it out\n(Because some who have endo or fibroids do have month long periods, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility )", ">\n\nno one is more concerned with childrens' genitals than republican lawmakers", ">\n\nThe girls are going to Protest\nThe boys being teenaged boys are going to protest along with the girls if only to get close to them\nExpect state wide Organized protests", ">\n\nOk, so, me just thinking out loud.. I don't know... I mean sure it bleed more or less every 28 days.. But if you don't need to keep track, you might not keep track. Lets say your not sexuality active right now, so pregnancy is not even possible. How close are you keeping track? When was my period 6 months ago. Honestly IDK.", ">\n\nWomen, rebel! Don't assent to this gross violation of privacy!", ">\n\nGuys in sports should start submitting menstrual history, saying random period dates with 10 month gaps here and there.", ">\n\nKeep up the crazy FL", ">\n\nit still shocks me how far we have fallen somemtimes. like how sick are so many americans where they vote in people who want to genocide people. \namerica just seems to have a really bad streak in it. and we always have. i assume we always will until we go into our fascist days and the country crumbles. i guess hopefully there will be a cleanse or something i dunno.", ">\n\nFuture news: to avoid falsified information, all minor girls are required to submit to physical exams when menstruating, or required to provide used pads and tampons for DNA analysis.", ">\n\nThis is a clear violation of the fourth amendment", ">\n\nIs this the onion?", ">\n\nGoodbye NCAA events, Super Bowls and All Star Games in Florida when this comes down. \nGoing to cost important people a lot of money." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks", ">\n\nThis is how you alienate and shut down girls sports and dignity!", ">\n\nEven if something’s amiss, they can just report everything’s fine. What are you going to do, inspect the bathroom stall after I use it for evidence of discarded pads and tampons? \nOh wait, they probably would.", ">\n\nFreedom***", ">\n\nUh, what? That's just fucking weird.", ">\n\nWhat? Panty checks are not enough?", ">\n\nJust troll the shit out of them… easy", ">\n\nWhat a world many folks live in hey. What a time to be alive!", ">\n\nstudents should just give them fake data\nthen they will pass law requiring someone from school check their panties", ">\n\nThat’s when you say your period lasts 75 days and let them figure it out\n(Because some who have endo or fibroids do have month long periods, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility )", ">\n\nno one is more concerned with childrens' genitals than republican lawmakers", ">\n\nThe girls are going to Protest\nThe boys being teenaged boys are going to protest along with the girls if only to get close to them\nExpect state wide Organized protests", ">\n\nOk, so, me just thinking out loud.. I don't know... I mean sure it bleed more or less every 28 days.. But if you don't need to keep track, you might not keep track. Lets say your not sexuality active right now, so pregnancy is not even possible. How close are you keeping track? When was my period 6 months ago. Honestly IDK.", ">\n\nWomen, rebel! Don't assent to this gross violation of privacy!", ">\n\nGuys in sports should start submitting menstrual history, saying random period dates with 10 month gaps here and there.", ">\n\nKeep up the crazy FL", ">\n\nit still shocks me how far we have fallen somemtimes. like how sick are so many americans where they vote in people who want to genocide people. \namerica just seems to have a really bad streak in it. and we always have. i assume we always will until we go into our fascist days and the country crumbles. i guess hopefully there will be a cleanse or something i dunno.", ">\n\nFuture news: to avoid falsified information, all minor girls are required to submit to physical exams when menstruating, or required to provide used pads and tampons for DNA analysis.", ">\n\nThis is a clear violation of the fourth amendment", ">\n\nIs this the onion?", ">\n\nGoodbye NCAA events, Super Bowls and All Star Games in Florida when this comes down. \nGoing to cost important people a lot of money.", ">\n\nIf that happens - they should ALL quit. Walk out. Say bye bye. Fuck desantis in his mobster butt." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks", ">\n\nThis is how you alienate and shut down girls sports and dignity!", ">\n\nEven if something’s amiss, they can just report everything’s fine. What are you going to do, inspect the bathroom stall after I use it for evidence of discarded pads and tampons? \nOh wait, they probably would.", ">\n\nFreedom***", ">\n\nUh, what? That's just fucking weird.", ">\n\nWhat? Panty checks are not enough?", ">\n\nJust troll the shit out of them… easy", ">\n\nWhat a world many folks live in hey. What a time to be alive!", ">\n\nstudents should just give them fake data\nthen they will pass law requiring someone from school check their panties", ">\n\nThat’s when you say your period lasts 75 days and let them figure it out\n(Because some who have endo or fibroids do have month long periods, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility )", ">\n\nno one is more concerned with childrens' genitals than republican lawmakers", ">\n\nThe girls are going to Protest\nThe boys being teenaged boys are going to protest along with the girls if only to get close to them\nExpect state wide Organized protests", ">\n\nOk, so, me just thinking out loud.. I don't know... I mean sure it bleed more or less every 28 days.. But if you don't need to keep track, you might not keep track. Lets say your not sexuality active right now, so pregnancy is not even possible. How close are you keeping track? When was my period 6 months ago. Honestly IDK.", ">\n\nWomen, rebel! Don't assent to this gross violation of privacy!", ">\n\nGuys in sports should start submitting menstrual history, saying random period dates with 10 month gaps here and there.", ">\n\nKeep up the crazy FL", ">\n\nit still shocks me how far we have fallen somemtimes. like how sick are so many americans where they vote in people who want to genocide people. \namerica just seems to have a really bad streak in it. and we always have. i assume we always will until we go into our fascist days and the country crumbles. i guess hopefully there will be a cleanse or something i dunno.", ">\n\nFuture news: to avoid falsified information, all minor girls are required to submit to physical exams when menstruating, or required to provide used pads and tampons for DNA analysis.", ">\n\nThis is a clear violation of the fourth amendment", ">\n\nIs this the onion?", ">\n\nGoodbye NCAA events, Super Bowls and All Star Games in Florida when this comes down. \nGoing to cost important people a lot of money.", ">\n\nIf that happens - they should ALL quit. Walk out. Say bye bye. Fuck desantis in his mobster butt.", ">\n\nNope! This would be when I would start playing non-intramural sports." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks", ">\n\nThis is how you alienate and shut down girls sports and dignity!", ">\n\nEven if something’s amiss, they can just report everything’s fine. What are you going to do, inspect the bathroom stall after I use it for evidence of discarded pads and tampons? \nOh wait, they probably would.", ">\n\nFreedom***", ">\n\nUh, what? That's just fucking weird.", ">\n\nWhat? Panty checks are not enough?", ">\n\nJust troll the shit out of them… easy", ">\n\nWhat a world many folks live in hey. What a time to be alive!", ">\n\nstudents should just give them fake data\nthen they will pass law requiring someone from school check their panties", ">\n\nThat’s when you say your period lasts 75 days and let them figure it out\n(Because some who have endo or fibroids do have month long periods, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility )", ">\n\nno one is more concerned with childrens' genitals than republican lawmakers", ">\n\nThe girls are going to Protest\nThe boys being teenaged boys are going to protest along with the girls if only to get close to them\nExpect state wide Organized protests", ">\n\nOk, so, me just thinking out loud.. I don't know... I mean sure it bleed more or less every 28 days.. But if you don't need to keep track, you might not keep track. Lets say your not sexuality active right now, so pregnancy is not even possible. How close are you keeping track? When was my period 6 months ago. Honestly IDK.", ">\n\nWomen, rebel! Don't assent to this gross violation of privacy!", ">\n\nGuys in sports should start submitting menstrual history, saying random period dates with 10 month gaps here and there.", ">\n\nKeep up the crazy FL", ">\n\nit still shocks me how far we have fallen somemtimes. like how sick are so many americans where they vote in people who want to genocide people. \namerica just seems to have a really bad streak in it. and we always have. i assume we always will until we go into our fascist days and the country crumbles. i guess hopefully there will be a cleanse or something i dunno.", ">\n\nFuture news: to avoid falsified information, all minor girls are required to submit to physical exams when menstruating, or required to provide used pads and tampons for DNA analysis.", ">\n\nThis is a clear violation of the fourth amendment", ">\n\nIs this the onion?", ">\n\nGoodbye NCAA events, Super Bowls and All Star Games in Florida when this comes down. \nGoing to cost important people a lot of money.", ">\n\nIf that happens - they should ALL quit. Walk out. Say bye bye. Fuck desantis in his mobster butt.", ">\n\nNope! This would be when I would start playing non-intramural sports.", ">\n\nI mean it’s horrible, but I would just lie. How would they ever know? I would suddenly be very regular." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks", ">\n\nThis is how you alienate and shut down girls sports and dignity!", ">\n\nEven if something’s amiss, they can just report everything’s fine. What are you going to do, inspect the bathroom stall after I use it for evidence of discarded pads and tampons? \nOh wait, they probably would.", ">\n\nFreedom***", ">\n\nUh, what? That's just fucking weird.", ">\n\nWhat? Panty checks are not enough?", ">\n\nJust troll the shit out of them… easy", ">\n\nWhat a world many folks live in hey. What a time to be alive!", ">\n\nstudents should just give them fake data\nthen they will pass law requiring someone from school check their panties", ">\n\nThat’s when you say your period lasts 75 days and let them figure it out\n(Because some who have endo or fibroids do have month long periods, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility )", ">\n\nno one is more concerned with childrens' genitals than republican lawmakers", ">\n\nThe girls are going to Protest\nThe boys being teenaged boys are going to protest along with the girls if only to get close to them\nExpect state wide Organized protests", ">\n\nOk, so, me just thinking out loud.. I don't know... I mean sure it bleed more or less every 28 days.. But if you don't need to keep track, you might not keep track. Lets say your not sexuality active right now, so pregnancy is not even possible. How close are you keeping track? When was my period 6 months ago. Honestly IDK.", ">\n\nWomen, rebel! Don't assent to this gross violation of privacy!", ">\n\nGuys in sports should start submitting menstrual history, saying random period dates with 10 month gaps here and there.", ">\n\nKeep up the crazy FL", ">\n\nit still shocks me how far we have fallen somemtimes. like how sick are so many americans where they vote in people who want to genocide people. \namerica just seems to have a really bad streak in it. and we always have. i assume we always will until we go into our fascist days and the country crumbles. i guess hopefully there will be a cleanse or something i dunno.", ">\n\nFuture news: to avoid falsified information, all minor girls are required to submit to physical exams when menstruating, or required to provide used pads and tampons for DNA analysis.", ">\n\nThis is a clear violation of the fourth amendment", ">\n\nIs this the onion?", ">\n\nGoodbye NCAA events, Super Bowls and All Star Games in Florida when this comes down. \nGoing to cost important people a lot of money.", ">\n\nIf that happens - they should ALL quit. Walk out. Say bye bye. Fuck desantis in his mobster butt.", ">\n\nNope! This would be when I would start playing non-intramural sports.", ">\n\nI mean it’s horrible, but I would just lie. How would they ever know? I would suddenly be very regular.", ">\n\nThe trick here is to send their used pads and tampons with the list" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks", ">\n\nThis is how you alienate and shut down girls sports and dignity!", ">\n\nEven if something’s amiss, they can just report everything’s fine. What are you going to do, inspect the bathroom stall after I use it for evidence of discarded pads and tampons? \nOh wait, they probably would.", ">\n\nFreedom***", ">\n\nUh, what? That's just fucking weird.", ">\n\nWhat? Panty checks are not enough?", ">\n\nJust troll the shit out of them… easy", ">\n\nWhat a world many folks live in hey. What a time to be alive!", ">\n\nstudents should just give them fake data\nthen they will pass law requiring someone from school check their panties", ">\n\nThat’s when you say your period lasts 75 days and let them figure it out\n(Because some who have endo or fibroids do have month long periods, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility )", ">\n\nno one is more concerned with childrens' genitals than republican lawmakers", ">\n\nThe girls are going to Protest\nThe boys being teenaged boys are going to protest along with the girls if only to get close to them\nExpect state wide Organized protests", ">\n\nOk, so, me just thinking out loud.. I don't know... I mean sure it bleed more or less every 28 days.. But if you don't need to keep track, you might not keep track. Lets say your not sexuality active right now, so pregnancy is not even possible. How close are you keeping track? When was my period 6 months ago. Honestly IDK.", ">\n\nWomen, rebel! Don't assent to this gross violation of privacy!", ">\n\nGuys in sports should start submitting menstrual history, saying random period dates with 10 month gaps here and there.", ">\n\nKeep up the crazy FL", ">\n\nit still shocks me how far we have fallen somemtimes. like how sick are so many americans where they vote in people who want to genocide people. \namerica just seems to have a really bad streak in it. and we always have. i assume we always will until we go into our fascist days and the country crumbles. i guess hopefully there will be a cleanse or something i dunno.", ">\n\nFuture news: to avoid falsified information, all minor girls are required to submit to physical exams when menstruating, or required to provide used pads and tampons for DNA analysis.", ">\n\nThis is a clear violation of the fourth amendment", ">\n\nIs this the onion?", ">\n\nGoodbye NCAA events, Super Bowls and All Star Games in Florida when this comes down. \nGoing to cost important people a lot of money.", ">\n\nIf that happens - they should ALL quit. Walk out. Say bye bye. Fuck desantis in his mobster butt.", ">\n\nNope! This would be when I would start playing non-intramural sports.", ">\n\nI mean it’s horrible, but I would just lie. How would they ever know? I would suddenly be very regular.", ">\n\nThe trick here is to send their used pads and tampons with the list", ">\n\nSchools should just get rid of sports programs. Turn those big fields of thirsty lawn into school community farms." ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks", ">\n\nThis is how you alienate and shut down girls sports and dignity!", ">\n\nEven if something’s amiss, they can just report everything’s fine. What are you going to do, inspect the bathroom stall after I use it for evidence of discarded pads and tampons? \nOh wait, they probably would.", ">\n\nFreedom***", ">\n\nUh, what? That's just fucking weird.", ">\n\nWhat? Panty checks are not enough?", ">\n\nJust troll the shit out of them… easy", ">\n\nWhat a world many folks live in hey. What a time to be alive!", ">\n\nstudents should just give them fake data\nthen they will pass law requiring someone from school check their panties", ">\n\nThat’s when you say your period lasts 75 days and let them figure it out\n(Because some who have endo or fibroids do have month long periods, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility )", ">\n\nno one is more concerned with childrens' genitals than republican lawmakers", ">\n\nThe girls are going to Protest\nThe boys being teenaged boys are going to protest along with the girls if only to get close to them\nExpect state wide Organized protests", ">\n\nOk, so, me just thinking out loud.. I don't know... I mean sure it bleed more or less every 28 days.. But if you don't need to keep track, you might not keep track. Lets say your not sexuality active right now, so pregnancy is not even possible. How close are you keeping track? When was my period 6 months ago. Honestly IDK.", ">\n\nWomen, rebel! Don't assent to this gross violation of privacy!", ">\n\nGuys in sports should start submitting menstrual history, saying random period dates with 10 month gaps here and there.", ">\n\nKeep up the crazy FL", ">\n\nit still shocks me how far we have fallen somemtimes. like how sick are so many americans where they vote in people who want to genocide people. \namerica just seems to have a really bad streak in it. and we always have. i assume we always will until we go into our fascist days and the country crumbles. i guess hopefully there will be a cleanse or something i dunno.", ">\n\nFuture news: to avoid falsified information, all minor girls are required to submit to physical exams when menstruating, or required to provide used pads and tampons for DNA analysis.", ">\n\nThis is a clear violation of the fourth amendment", ">\n\nIs this the onion?", ">\n\nGoodbye NCAA events, Super Bowls and All Star Games in Florida when this comes down. \nGoing to cost important people a lot of money.", ">\n\nIf that happens - they should ALL quit. Walk out. Say bye bye. Fuck desantis in his mobster butt.", ">\n\nNope! This would be when I would start playing non-intramural sports.", ">\n\nI mean it’s horrible, but I would just lie. How would they ever know? I would suddenly be very regular.", ">\n\nThe trick here is to send their used pads and tampons with the list", ">\n\nSchools should just get rid of sports programs. Turn those big fields of thirsty lawn into school community farms.", ">\n\nAustralian checking in. Like, this is a joke right?" ]

[ "Even if you only looked at the medical aspect it's nonsense, as it's a known fact that extreme athletic activity can disrupt menstrual cycles.", ">\n\ni guarantee theyll use it to hunt abortions.", ">\n\nAnd stringing up the trans kids. (I'm parent to a trans teen in Florida, he's not even going to public school at this point, as a sophomore... Fuck Florida.)", ">\n\nRun. Run and never look back. For your son's sake.", ">\n\nOur lease is up in July and we're intending to move out of state. Trying to overlay maps of trans care protections, and homeschool laws, and where he may want to go to college and be a state citizen for admission purposes, while dealing with his new autism diagnosis, and figure out tax laws bc I'm self employed... It's nuts.", ">\n\nI wish your beautiful family well, my friend.", ">\n\nAww, thank you so much!! Same too you!!", ">\n\nWearing a mask was too much, but this is totally fine for the government to require?", ">\n\nIf it’s for controlling the breeding stock it’s fine.", ">\n\nJoke's on them; COVID has some effect on fertility.", ">\n\nThis is fucking weird, creepy, and invasive. \nAll straight male administrators involved in female athletics should be required to undergo penile plethysmography on a monthly basis.", ">\n\nWow the volume and pressure are decreasing!?", ">\n\nGonna mark you down for a weak stream Mr Smallwood. Try not to sit as much and - have you been keeping up with your Kegals?", ">\n\nAs soon as I read this I tightened up", ">\n\nAhh, already practicing for the procedures I see! Good for you!!", ">\n\nParty of small gov't amirite?", ">\n\ni'm kind of expecting fl or a similar state to eventually ban school girls from sports, using \"it's the only way to protect them from trans kids\" as an excuse (and ofc it'll also be a test run for banning adult women's sports further down the line)", ">\n\nThey’ll never do that. This whole freak out is about asshole parents salty because their daughter might come in 2nd place to a Trans athlete. It’s all about winning. They might say high school sports are about teamwork or learning life lessons, but all they care about is to be able to brag in church about how “my daughter was conference champ this year”. You notice how they’re not freaking out about men’s sports? What they probably will try is to “privatize” women’s sports to club sports so they can bar anyone they don’t like from competing.", ">\n\nWTAF Florida, this is why no one likes you.", ">\n\nWe don't like it either, but the gerrymandering means only assholes gain effective power down here.", ">\n\nAnyone else remember when Republicans claimed that they didn't believe government should be involved in healthcare.", ">\n\nYou mean like yesterday and all the days before it?", ">\n\nIs there any benefit to the athlete to answer this information truthfully? Because it's none of their business, at all.", ">\n\nEvery day, period.", ">\n\nJust report zero days for all women. Make them prove otherwise.", ">\n\nthen republicans will imprison them for possibly being pregnant.", ">\n\n“Small government” wants to know whats going on in everyone’s pants?", ">\n\nHave you seen what's going on in Hunter Biden's pants?!\nTune in to Fox News to find out!!!", ">\n\nI hear it'll be huge!", ">\n\nIt’s a big fuckin’ deal.", ">\n\nThe sooner Florida is turned back into an alligator farm, the better for all of America.", ">\n\nIt’ll be better when it’s all beachfront property in Georgia.", ">\n\nWon’t be too long.", ">\n\nGOP: My privacy!\nThen they do shit like this.", ">\n\nWearing a mask to prevent infection during a pandemic is government overkill despite massive scientific support yet demanding details of menstrual cycles for no known reason is perfectly reasonable. Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have absolutely nothing.", ">\n\nThey want it 1: say girls sports is harmful to proper development bod will ban girls sports 2: prosecute for missed periods 3: go after you for teenage sex", ">\n\nIn other words, ways the government take away parental rights and make life harder for teenage girls. Seems odd from a government that’s insisting parents have complete control over what kids read and are taught in school. But hypocrisy, right?", ">\n\nEvery single athlete should refuse to provide this information.", ">\n\nI can think of no sane reason for this. There are several republican reasons. But no sane ones.", ">\n\nAs long as they are erasing Black History and Attacking The Gays, Conservatives will literally feed thier Daughters to Republicans even if they are proven Sex Offenders like Matt Gaetz and his Accomplices", ">\n\nSounds a lot like the Handmaids tale", ">\n\nThe government creating an apparatus to track people's menstrual cycles at a young age. Sounds like an obvious violation of privacy, but something tells me 6 supreme court justices will disagree", ">\n\n\"The founding fathers never enshrined a right to private menses in the constitution, therefore they must have wanted all female citizens to be fitted with uterine tracking devices.\"", ">\n\nGod damn. I hate the world I live in.", ">\n\nSubmit directly to Matt Gaetz for inspection.", ">\n\nIf I had teens in any Florida school I would refuse to give that information and take the state and school to court over it.", ">\n\nAnd boys will submit erection records", ">\n\nThey'll run out of paper within a week!", ">\n\nWe are so close to getting an actual penis inspection day at school", ">\n\ncloser than you’d think", ">\n\nFlorida is governed with scientific ignorance, and religious bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, and racism.", ">\n\nIn FL - women are having their rights to privacy stripped away, one by one.", ">\n\nIts for sports, people were defending it because it was optional. The first thing they are doing is making it non-optional.", ">\n\nWell that's a great way to kill women's sports. Sounds like that's the goal.", ">\n\nConservatives are the real groomers.", ">\n\nSo in need of Bugs Bunny with a bigass saw.", ">\n\nHow about a link?", ">\n\nRegardless of how you feel about Florida politicians (and my contempt for them is pretty deeply into negative territory) I can't imagine parents consenting to this.", ">\n\nReally? Because there's a parent quoted in the article as literally saying “I’m OK with that\".", ">\n\nI guess I'm constantly surprised by how completely parents are willing to betray their childrens' privacy for a political point. \nMy kids are well out of school, and thank GOD we never lived in Florida, but the only possible response I can come up with is \"keep your fucking nose OUT of my daughter's underwear!\"", ">\n\nNot worth it to play a sport . Fuck off.", ">\n\nRepublicans are creepy fruitcakes.", ">\n\nBet you the goal is to remove women from sports full-stop. Then the classroom. Then double back to remove them from the workforce, until they can only feel like they belong in the home and can never leave.", ">\n\nI'd probably just lie... Just makeup whatever. It's dumb, but there's not really anyway to check, it's entirely catering to their stupid base.", ">\n\nwell if the dates don't match up to what they expect, they will throw you in jail for having an illegal abortion. that is the end game here.\nas a side effect, they hope to \"catch\" any suspected trans kids.", ">\n\nFun fact, teenage girls rarely have completely predictable menstrual cycles. Although, hormonal birth control can help with that…maybe they should increase access to birth control for teens. So they can better track their periods. As one does.", ">\n\nwell, i have some bad news: the GOP is against all forms of birth control, for any reason.", ">\n\nThe shame of it is that because of all of the boomers who moved down there to die, their politics are going to be ruined for at least a decade. Florida is a red state now, not a swing state, and it's going to stay that way for a long time. And the longer it's red, the more garbage like this and the Don't say Gay bill will show up.", ">\n\nThere is a nearly unending supply of elderly Q-Tips to refill the ideologically selfish and shitty voters to replace the dead ones. FL is fucked and the only problem I have with it drowning is that the people will disperse closer to me.", ">\n\n“The share of the population that is 65 and older increased from 17.4% in 2010 to 21.1% in 2021. “\nThe biggest demographic in FL is 35 to 49 year olds. And DeSantis is a racist, sexist 44 yr old 🤷‍♀️", ">\n\nI doubt it would happen, but it would be wonderful if boys all throughout Florida started reporting there menstrual cycles to fuck with everything.", ">\n\nI'm guessing an easy answer is to just collectively say \"NO\".\nNo athletes means no income for the administrators / organisers / owners.", ">\n\nSounds like \"proof\" of their records should be submitted directly to the doorhandles, windshields, mailboxes, and doors belonging to the people that are implementing the rule :)", ">\n\nSmall government conservatives want the government to track menstruation. Seems pretty on brand for the things they say they're going to do vs. the things they actually do.", ">\n\nTeenage girls should start mailing their pads to his office", ">\n\nLeave Florida. Just get out. Especially you are young. Let the retirees, racists, and misogynists deal with half the state being underwater by 2050.", ">\n\nand that is how Florida turns bright red from a purple state.", ">\n\nBoy this Republican small government sure seems invasive and targeted, shouldn’t we be collecting like a JO diary for boys as well to keep things fair and balanced?", ">\n\nThe rights obsession with controlling women!! It’s hard to imagine women supporting this. Anything to own the libs though. So dumb.", ">\n\nI don't know if it's ADHD or what, but I've never been able to track my period ever... and I'm a millennial. If I had to do this in high school I would literally just lie saying it's the first week every month on the dot.", ">\n\nMight just have irregular cycles", ">\n\nI would never live there in the first place, but I’d I had a daughter I would leave that state IMMEDIATELY!", ">\n\nget the fuck out of there !", ">\n\nTime to get out of the 3rd world dumpster.", ">\n\nFreedom!!@!!#@#$!!%!#$!!$\\^$\\^#$!##$!", ">\n\nThat's some fucked up shit, right there.", ">\n\nCan't read the article, so what even is the stated rationale for this. While I'm sure they'll use it to target potential abortions, with a side boost of potentially intimidate & target trans kids. Is there reason they're providing to give it at least a veneer of legitimacy?", ">\n\nNotice the distinct lack of conservative ᴄrybabies commenting in here. They know how it looks. They know what it is. They don't care, they want it to happen anyway, and they aren't going to bother to defend it.\nDisgusting fucking deplᴏrable grᴏᴏmer filth.", ">\n\nCredit where credit is due, this is great way to kill girlls’ athletics without violating Title IX. \nThat’s not the explicit goal of course, but I have a hunch that such an outcome is going to be celebrated as a return to the way things “should” be rather then a disappointing and unintended consequence.", ">\n\nFascism at it's \"best\". Horrible. Everyone who didn't read The handmaid's tale should do it. Also, (more important even) check and read all documentation you can find, read it, study it about the rise of fascism, in Europe, f.i. in Italy and Germany... I cannot stress this enough... Act now, do not wait until it's to late, please.", ">\n\nI’m willing to bet we see a biiiig dip in women’s sports in Florida if this actually happens.", ">\n\nmake the boys submit their nocturnal emissions too", ">\n\nWhere are the outraged parents at school board meetings? Where is the push-back against this fascist nonsense?!", ">\n\nI hope all girls will refuse and parents go against that stupid law .", ">\n\nFreedom*", ">\n\nSo you’re telling me the state we bought in order to steal back all the fugitive slaves turned out to not be such a great place?", ">\n\nWho are the sick MF’s who think this sh*t up?", ">\n\nNothing screams freedom more than mandatory menstrual reporting.", ">\n\nIf they claim it’s for health reasons, monitoring athlete health, or anything that resembles providing health care then they are opening themselves up to HIPAA regulations. I can’t imagine that they’re so ignorant they haven’t thought of this. Curious how they think they’ll avoid it.", ">\n\nOne step away from handmaidens tale", ">\n\nDude, if any adult was that interested in what was going on with my cooch in high school, I’d be moving to a different school. \nFkn bunch of gross ass pervs if you ask me.", ">\n\nSounds like some kind of hipaa violation to me not that that matters in Florida", ">\n\nI cannot for the life of me even want to try and wrap my brain on this 😩 I hope every women takes a stand on this and make this the biggest protest that anyone has stood for This guy is an absolute moron and now is thinking about running for president?,??????? Abortions .. Black history ... And now he wants to know when I have my period....ARE YOU FU@@KEN KIDDING ME He belongs in the bottom of the ocean", ">\n\nPerhaps used tampons should be provided all across the state in “compliance” of this insanity.", ">\n\nThis is totally not fachist. Let freedom ring.", ">\n\nThe state of Florida better have lots of funding set aside to cover the multiple lawsuits that will filed when the health data of minors is hacked into and released.", ">\n\nFlorida has asked for this information for 20 years:\n\nThe state has asked these questions for about two decades, according to reports.\n\nAnd most states (44/50) request/require the asking of female high school athletes for information about their periods.\n \nThe American Academy of Pediatrics encourages this because:\n\n“Female athletes/athletes with uteri who are not having menstrual periods are at increased risk of stress fractures,” Carl said.\n\n \nAnd other states do weird shit too:\n\nAmong other states, Massachusetts does currently suggest an examination of “genitalia.” Other states also suggest genital examinations, some of them like Oklahoma and Michigan singling that out for “males only,” or like New York asking if male athletes “have only one testicle.”\n\n \nWhat is weird about Florida is that some states only require the doc signs a form sent to the government that says the athlete is cleared for sports. \nFor some weird reason, Florida wants the menstrual info as well - but always has as fair as I can tell. \nThat should definitely be changed. But I still think that we need docs clearing athletes for sport - in a way that values their privacy.", ">\n\nI have no problem requiring physicals stating they're healthy enough to play. But they have zero need for menstrual or any other private medical information at the government level. None.", ">\n\nTotally agree.", ">\n\nThe point of the bill is to weed out transgender athletes, the misogyny is just an added bonus. They're inherently tied together, that's why you don't see them attacking trans men in men's sports. \nThey view women as weak, something to be controlled and protected from whatever boogeyman they currently are bashing. Same thing as not wanting lesbians participating in women's sports in the 90s because they'll be predatory in locker rooms.\nThese lawmakers are predators, so they can't imagine someone who is similar to them (amab, likes women, pick your poison) not having the same predatory mindset.\nPlus they're all closet cases anyways. Santos gets his rocks off dressing as a woman, so he couldn't imagine someone doing it for nonsexual reasons.\nJust another excuse for the GOP to invade women's reproductive health. Party of small fucking government, am I right? After they're done implementing genital checks for children, they'll probably start doing virginity checks as a \"courtesy\" to parents 🙄", ">\n\nSo now the schools will be responsible for maintaining HIPAA training for all employees? \nOr will they just ignore that part, then try to pass laws protecting the school and the state from lawsuits?", ">\n\nI hate the South so much. I wish a bunch of trans, drag queen abortion doctors would interrupt one of their state government sessions with a huge reading of some banned book or sex education lesson.", ">\n\nAs somebody in the south (thank goodness, not Florida), we aren’t all this backassward.", ">\n\nAint no way thats gonna pass or happen", ">\n\nI wish enough outraged people would move out of Florida so they lose 5-10 Representatives in US House next census. It would reduce them to observers and not leaders. It would reduce their Federal allotments, and taxes that fund this garbage.", ">\n\nJust so they wear the chastity belts on the right weeks", ">\n\nThis is how you alienate and shut down girls sports and dignity!", ">\n\nEven if something’s amiss, they can just report everything’s fine. What are you going to do, inspect the bathroom stall after I use it for evidence of discarded pads and tampons? \nOh wait, they probably would.", ">\n\nFreedom***", ">\n\nUh, what? That's just fucking weird.", ">\n\nWhat? Panty checks are not enough?", ">\n\nJust troll the shit out of them… easy", ">\n\nWhat a world many folks live in hey. What a time to be alive!", ">\n\nstudents should just give them fake data\nthen they will pass law requiring someone from school check their panties", ">\n\nThat’s when you say your period lasts 75 days and let them figure it out\n(Because some who have endo or fibroids do have month long periods, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility )", ">\n\nno one is more concerned with childrens' genitals than republican lawmakers", ">\n\nThe girls are going to Protest\nThe boys being teenaged boys are going to protest along with the girls if only to get close to them\nExpect state wide Organized protests", ">\n\nOk, so, me just thinking out loud.. I don't know... I mean sure it bleed more or less every 28 days.. But if you don't need to keep track, you might not keep track. Lets say your not sexuality active right now, so pregnancy is not even possible. How close are you keeping track? When was my period 6 months ago. Honestly IDK.", ">\n\nWomen, rebel! Don't assent to this gross violation of privacy!", ">\n\nGuys in sports should start submitting menstrual history, saying random period dates with 10 month gaps here and there.", ">\n\nKeep up the crazy FL", ">\n\nit still shocks me how far we have fallen somemtimes. like how sick are so many americans where they vote in people who want to genocide people. \namerica just seems to have a really bad streak in it. and we always have. i assume we always will until we go into our fascist days and the country crumbles. i guess hopefully there will be a cleanse or something i dunno.", ">\n\nFuture news: to avoid falsified information, all minor girls are required to submit to physical exams when menstruating, or required to provide used pads and tampons for DNA analysis.", ">\n\nThis is a clear violation of the fourth amendment", ">\n\nIs this the onion?", ">\n\nGoodbye NCAA events, Super Bowls and All Star Games in Florida when this comes down. \nGoing to cost important people a lot of money.", ">\n\nIf that happens - they should ALL quit. Walk out. Say bye bye. Fuck desantis in his mobster butt.", ">\n\nNope! This would be when I would start playing non-intramural sports.", ">\n\nI mean it’s horrible, but I would just lie. How would they ever know? I would suddenly be very regular.", ">\n\nThe trick here is to send their used pads and tampons with the list", ">\n\nSchools should just get rid of sports programs. Turn those big fields of thirsty lawn into school community farms.", ">\n\nAustralian checking in. Like, this is a joke right?", ">\n\nCouldn't you just refuse...? If the issue is forced I'd bet that high-schoolers would be quick to walk out in protest. I just don't understand how invasive measures like these can even fly without people protesting it." ]