{"prompt": "Once upon a time,", "completion": " there was a young wizard who discovered a hidden spellbook."}
{"prompt": "In the distant future,", "completion": " humans colonized Mars and built cities under domes."}
{"prompt": "The scientist exclaimed,", "completion": " 'Eureka! I've finally cracked the code of teleportation!'"}
{"prompt": "When you accidentally hit reply all,", "completion": " and now the entire office knows your weekend plans."}
{"prompt": "My brain at 2 AM:", "completion": " 'What if tomatoes are actually fruits in disguise?'"}
{"prompt": "Me waiting for my food delivery,", "completion": " watching the driver take a scenic tour of the entire city."}
{"prompt": "When you realize you left the stove on,", "completion": " but you’re already 100 miles away."}
{"prompt": "That awkward moment when you wave back,", "completion": " but they were waving at someone behind you."}
{"prompt": "When you tell yourself you'll sleep early,", "completion": " but suddenly remember a 2012 meme you need to find."}
{"prompt": "Me trying to be healthy,", "completion": " but my fridge keeps calling me for snacks."}
{"prompt": "When you open a bag of chips quietly,", "completion": " but everyone in a 10-mile radius hears it."}
{"prompt": "My phone battery at 1%,", "completion": " lasting longer than my New Year’s resolutions."}
{"prompt": "When you say 'one more episode',", "completion": " and suddenly it's 4 AM."}
{"prompt": "Me giving life advice,", "completion": " that I never follow myself."}
{"prompt": "When you realize it's already Monday,", "completion": " but your brain is still in weekend mode."}
{"prompt": "That one friend who says they’re on their way,", "completion": " but they’re still in bed."}
{"prompt": "When you accidentally send a message to the wrong group,", "completion": " and now you’re planning a family trip with your coworkers."}
{"prompt": "Me trying to save money,", "completion": " but online sales keep testing my willpower."}
{"prompt": "When you meet someone who also hates mornings,", "completion": " and you instantly become soulmates."}
{"prompt": "When you check your bank balance after a weekend out,", "completion": " and suddenly reconsider all your life choices."}
{"prompt": "Me turning off my alarm,", "completion": " and immediately falling into a 3-hour coma."}
{"prompt": "When you see '10 years ago' photos on Facebook,", "completion": " and realize you aged like milk."}
{"prompt": "That moment when you refresh the tracking page,", "completion": " even though you know it won’t change."}
{"prompt": "When you realize", "completion": " that 'chudai' isn't just a funny word but has deep historical roots."}
{"prompt": "The government announced", "completion": " a three-tiered tax system for popcorn, and now even our snacks are complicated."}
{"prompt": "In India,", "completion": " memes about the popcorn tax are popping up everywhere."}
{"prompt": "When someone asks", "completion": " why 'chudai' is trending, and you have to explain it's not what they think."}
{"prompt": "The moment you discover", "completion": " that caramel popcorn is taxed more than salted popcorn, and your sweet tooth cries."}
{"prompt": "When your friend says,", "completion": " 'Bhai, bas ek drink aur!' and you know it's never just one."}
{"prompt": "Teacher: 'Why are you late?'", "completion": " Student: 'Ma'am, traffic itna tha ki Google Maps bhi confuse ho gaya.'"}
{"prompt": "Mom: 'Beta, shaadi kab karoge?'", "completion": " Me: 'Jab Elon Musk Mars pe ghar bana lega, tab sochenge.'"}
{"prompt": "When you realize", "completion": " ki aaj Sunday nahi, Monday hai, aur tum office ke liye late ho."}
{"prompt": "Friend: 'Bro, tu gym kyun nahi jaata?'", "completion": " Me: 'Gym jaake body banane se zyada, main so ke dreams bana leta hoon.'"}
{"prompt": "When you order", "completion": " extra spicy biryani and regret it the next morning."}
{"prompt": "Boss: 'We need to discuss your performance.'", "completion": " Me: 'Sure, but pehle chai ho jaye, taaki shock absorb kar saku.'"}
{"prompt": "When you see", "completion": " petrol prices and think cycling is the new cool."}
{"prompt": "Friend: 'Let's go for a trek this weekend.'", "completion": " Me: 'Bhai, bed se uthna hi mere liye trek ke barabar hai.'"}
{"prompt": "When your phone battery is at 1%", "completion": " aur charger doosre room mein hai. Yeh dooriyan bhi na!"}
{"prompt": "When your mom finds out your exam results,", "completion": " 'Beta, yeh kya kiya tumne?'"}
{"prompt": "When you see your crush after a long time,", "completion": " 'Dil garden garden ho gaya!'"}
{"prompt": "When someone asks you to share your food,", "completion": " 'Khaane ke maamle mein no sharing!'"}
{"prompt": "When your friend cracks a lame joke,", "completion": " 'Kya bakwaas tha yeh?'"}
{"prompt": "When you realize it's Monday tomorrow,", "completion": " 'Phir se office jana padega...'"}
{"prompt": "When you get unexpected holidays,", "completion": " 'Party time shuru!'"}
{"prompt": "When you forget to save your work and the computer crashes,", "completion": " 'Ab kya hoga mere saath?'"}
{"prompt": "When you find money in your old jeans,", "completion": " 'Aaj toh lucky day hai!'"}
{"prompt": "When your favorite song plays on the radio,", "completion": " 'Volume badhao, yeh mera jam hai!'"}
{"prompt": "When you accidentally send a message to the wrong person,", "completion": " 'Ab kaise sambhalu is situation ko?'"}
{"prompt": "When your friend cancels plans last minute,", "completion": " 'Yeh toh hona hi tha...'"}
{"prompt": "When you see a spider in your room,", "completion": " 'Ab yeh mera kamra nahi raha...'"}
{"prompt": "When you finally understand a joke after a long time,", "completion": " 'Ohhh, ab samajh aaya!'"}
{"prompt": "When someone praises your cooking,", "completion": " 'Chef ban gaya main toh!'"}
{"prompt": "When you binge-watch a series overnight,", "completion": " 'Ab kya karu apni life ka?'"}
{"prompt": "When you try to diet but see your favorite dessert,", "completion": " 'Kal se diet shuru, aaj kha lete hain!'"}
{"prompt": "When your sibling eats your chocolate,", "completion": " 'Yeh jung ka elaan hai!'"}
{"prompt": "When you get a surprise test in class,", "completion": " 'Yeh zulm hai teacher ka!'"}
{"prompt": "When you find out your favorite show got canceled,", "completion": " 'Dil toot gaya yaar...'"}
{"prompt": "When you try to wake up early but fail,", "completion": " 'Alarm bhi mera dushman hai!'"}
{"prompt": "When you see your old embarrassing photos,", "completion": " 'Kaise socha tha yeh fashion hai?'"}
{"prompt": "When you accidentally like someone's old post while stalking,", "completion": " 'Ab block hi karna padega...'"}
{"prompt": "When you hear gossip about yourself,", "completion": " 'Mujhe hi nahi pata mere baare mein yeh sab!'"}
{"prompt": "When your phone battery is at 1% and you find a charger,", "completion": " 'Zindagi wapas mil gayi!'"}
{"prompt": "When you plan to study but end up watching videos,", "completion": " 'Kal se pakka padhai shuru!'"}
{"prompt": "When you meet someone with the same name as yours,", "completion": " 'Naam mein hi kuch baat hai!'"}
{"prompt": "When you try to take a quick nap but sleep for hours,", "completion": " 'Yeh toh coma ho gaya!'"}
{"prompt": "When you remember an embarrassing moment before sleeping,", "completion": " 'Kyun yaad dilaya yeh sab?'"}
{"prompt": "When you accidentally send a voice note singing,", "completion": " 'Ab kya muh dikhaunga?'"}
{"prompt": "When you see your friend after a makeover,", "completion": " 'Kya se kya ban gaya tu!'"}
{"prompt": "When you try to cook for the first time,", "completion": " 'Kitchen ka haal kharab kar diya!'"}
{"prompt": "When you forget someone's name immediately after meeting,", "completion": " 'Ab kaise bulaun inhe?'"}
{"prompt": "When you hear your recorded voice,", "completion": " 'Meri awaaz aisi hai?'\""}
{"prompt": "When you realize you left your phone at home,", "completion": " 'Aaj ka din kaise katega?'"}
{"prompt": "When your pet ignores you,", "completion": " 'Mujhse bhi attitude?'"}
{"prompt": "When you try to fix something and make it worse,", "completion": " 'Mujhse na ho payega...'"}
{"prompt": "When you get caught sneaking out,", "completion": " 'Ab mummy se kaise bachu?'"}
{"prompt": "When you see your ex with someone new,", "completion": " 'Uski choice toh hamesha se bekaar thi!'"}
{"prompt": "When you forget why you entered a room,", "completion": " 'Main yahan kya kar raha tha?'"}
{"prompt": "When you accidentally open the front camera,", "completion": " 'Yeh kaun hai?'\""}
{"prompt": "When you try to take a cool photo but fail,", "completion": " 'Photogenic hona bhi talent hai!'"}
{"prompt": "When you see a kid using a smartphone better than you,", "completion": " 'Humare time pe yeh sab nahi tha...'"}
{"prompt": "When you hear your parents' love story,", "completion": " 'Filmy kahani hai puri!'"}
{"prompt": "When you try to dance but realize you can't,", "completion": " 'Nachna mere bas ka nahi...'"}
{"prompt": "When you get a haircut you don't like,", "completion": " 'Ab toh topi hi pehni padegi!'"}
{"prompt": "When you find out your friend has the same outfit,", "completion": " 'Twinning ka zamana hai!'"}
{"prompt": "When you try to act busy to avoid someone,", "completion": " 'Oscar milna chahiye mujhe!'"}
{"prompt": "When you realize it's a holiday tomorrow,", "completion": " 'Aaj raat party hogi!'"}
{"prompt": "When you see someone running for the bus you just caught,", "completion": " 'Better luck next time, bro!'"}
{"prompt": "When you hear your favorite childhood song,", "completion": " 'Nostalgia overload!'"}
{"prompt": "When you try to be healthy but crave junk food,", "completion": " 'Zindagi aur sehat ka struggle!'"}
{"prompt": "When you see a couple arguing in public,", "completion": " 'Yeh toh daily soap chal raha hai!'"}
{"prompt": "When you check your account balance after shopping,", "completion": " 'Lagta hai EMI pe jeena padega!'"}
{"prompt": "When your internet lags during a cricket match,", "completion": " 'Jio se Gaya, zindagi se bhi gaya!'"}
{"prompt": "When you see your crush with someone else,", "completion": " 'Mere sapne tut gaye...'"}
{"prompt": "When your mom says ‘papa se baat karni hai’,", "completion": " 'Ab to bhagwan hi bacha sakta hai!'"}
{"prompt": "When you tell your friend you're on diet,", "completion": " 'Chalo zyada pizza order karte hain!'"}
{"prompt": "When you step on a Lego barefoot,", "completion": " 'Zindagi bhar ka dard!'"}
{"prompt": "When your boss asks for extra work on Friday,", "completion": " 'Kyu bhai, dushmani nikal rahe ho?'"}
{"prompt": "When your sibling eats your Maggi,", "completion": " 'Ab teri shaadi mein bhi nahi nachunga!'"}
{"prompt": "When you find a cab with 5-star rating but it smells bad,", "completion": " 'Dhokha ho gaya yaar!'"}
{"prompt": "When your charger stops working at 1%,", "completion": " 'Zindagi aur maut ka sawaal hai!'"}
{"prompt": "When your dad says 'tumhara phone de zara',", "completion": " 'Ab sab delete karna padega!'"}
{"prompt": "When you accidentally wave back at someone waving to someone else,", "completion": " 'Zameen khul ja, mujhe nigal le!'"}
{"prompt": "When you see your childhood photos,", "completion": " 'Itna cute tha main?' "}
{"prompt": "When your Ola driver takes a 'shortcut',", "completion": " 'Bhai shortcut ya roadtrip?'"}
{"prompt": "When you receive a ‘we need to talk’ text,", "completion": " 'Mujhe maaf kar de bhagwan!' "}
{"prompt": "When your alarm doesn’t ring and you’re late,", "completion": " 'Main kya karoon, marr jaun?'"}
{"prompt": "When you see a desi uncle fighting with Alexa,", "completion": " 'Ab technology bhi nahi maan rahi!' "}
{"prompt": "When your friend starts gymming and posts daily stories,", "completion": " 'Bas bhai, fitness guru ban gaya!' "}
{"prompt": "When you realize it’s your crush’s birthday,", "completion": " 'Aaj toh story post karni padegi!'"}
{"prompt": "When your boss messages you on Sunday,", "completion": " 'Office ka naam sunke hi dukh hota hai!'"}
{"prompt": "When your plate has one extra gulab jamun,", "completion": " 'Yeh zindagi ka asli sukoon hai!' "}
{"prompt": "When you get free WiFi at a restaurant,", "completion": " 'Ab toh yahi base banayenge!' "}
{"prompt": "When you see your school crush is married,", "completion": " 'Yehi toh dukh hai zindagi ka!'"}
{"prompt": "When your friend cancels plans after you are ready,", "completion": " 'Tera gham rahega zindagi bhar!'"}
{"prompt": "When you finally find your phone after 1 hour,", "completion": " 'Zindagi waapas mil gayi!' "}
{"prompt": "When you eat something spicy and someone offers water,", "completion": " 'Bhai, doodh laa doodh!'"}
{"prompt": "When you see your sibling using your charger,", "completion": " 'Tujhe ghar se nikal dunga!' "}
{"prompt": "When your friend wins in Ludo by luck,", "completion": " 'Tu sachme 420 hai!' "}
{"prompt": "When you lose in PUBG due to a bot,", "completion": " 'Yeh game nahi, dhoka hai!' "}
{"prompt": "When your best friend starts dating,", "completion": " 'Bhai ne dosti bech di!'"}
{"prompt": "When you forget your wallet at home,", "completion": " 'Zindagi barbaad ho gayi!' "}
{"prompt": "When you finally finish a Netflix series,", "completion": " 'Ab main kya karu apni life ka?'"}
{"prompt": "When you find ₹100 in your old jeans,", "completion": " 'Bhai aaj toh party ban gayi!' "}
{"prompt": "When your crush replies with just 'Hmm',", "completion": " 'Zindagi ka sabse bada thappad!'"}
{"prompt": "When your parents use 'beta tumse baat karni hai' line,", "completion": " 'Aaj toh pakka maar padne wali hai!' "}
{"prompt": "When you check the price of an iPhone,", "completion": " 'Kidney bechni padegi bhai!' "}
{"prompt": "When you go for a haircut and they mess it up,", "completion": " 'Ab topi hi pehnunga!'"}
{"prompt": "When you see the waiter bring your food,", "completion": " 'Bhai jaldi laa, bhookh se marr raha hoon!'"}
{"prompt": "When your friend doesn’t tag you in memes,", "completion": " 'Dosti khatam bhai!' "}
{"prompt": "When you finally clear your to-do list,", "completion": " 'Aaj khud pe naaz hai!' "}
{"prompt": "When you hear your friend got a promotion,", "completion": " 'Bhai treat toh banti hai!'"}
{"prompt": "When you see your favorite celebrity in public,", "completion": " 'Bhai, selfie lena toh banta hai!'"}
{"prompt": "When your friend forgets your birthday,", "completion": " 'Dost nahi, dushman hai tu!'"}
{"prompt": "When you get extra fries in your order,", "completion": " 'Zindagi me pehli baar achha hua hai!' "}
{"prompt": "When you find your sibling wearing your clothes,", "completion": " 'Kapde bhi nahi bache ab!'"}
{"prompt": "When you get WiFi password at a wedding,", "completion": " 'Ab toh yeh shaadi yaad rahegi!' "}
{"prompt": "When you see your phone on 1% battery,", "completion": " 'Bhai charger de warna teri band bajegi!'"}
{"prompt": "When you drop your phone face down,", "completion": " 'Abhi jaan nikal gayi thi meri!'"}
{"prompt": "When you try a new restaurant and it’s amazing,", "completion": " 'Yahi toh asli zindagi hai!' "}
{"prompt": "When you get free extra chutney with samosa,", "completion": " 'Bhai tu bhagwan hai!' "}
{"prompt": "When you see your crush liking someone else’s post,", "completion": " 'Mujhse puchke like kar leti!'"}
{"prompt": "When you find a shop with discounts,", "completion": " 'Ab shopping ka season hai!' "}
{"prompt": "When you try to dance at a wedding,", "completion": " 'Lagta hai break dance ho gaya!' "}
{"prompt": "When you find money in your old wallet,", "completion": " 'Bhai paisa hi paisa hoga!'"}
{"prompt": "When you realize it's a long weekend,", "completion": " 'Ab toh Goa trip pakka!' "}
{"prompt": "When you see your crush’s Instagram story,", "completion": " 'Zindagi mein rang aa gaye!' "}
{"prompt": "When you finish a full meal without spilling,", "completion": " 'Bhai legend ban gaya tu!' "}
{"prompt": "Bhai, kal movie dekhne chale?", "completion": "Haan bhai, kaunsi dekhni hai?"}
{"prompt": "Kya haal hai bhai?", "completion": "Bas bhai, zindagi chal rahi hai."}
{"prompt": "Tu kal gym gaya tha?", "completion": "Haan bhai, lekin bas selfie kheechi thi 😎."}
{"prompt": "Tere paas charger hai?", "completion": "Haan bhai, par battery khatam hai 😬."}
{"prompt": "Tu itna late kyun aaya?", "completion": "Bhai, traffic ne jaan le li!"}
{"prompt": "Tune pizza order kiya?", "completion": "Haan bhai, extra cheese bhi maang liya 😎."}
{"prompt": "Office ka workload kaisa chal raha hai?", "completion": "Bhai, workload nahi, dukh chal raha hai 😩."}
{"prompt": "Tune WhatsApp group chhod diya?", "completion": "Haan bhai, bas drama zyada ho gaya tha 😂."}
{"prompt": "Weekend pe kya plan hai?", "completion": "Bhai, full chill maarne ka mood hai 🥂."}
{"prompt": "Kya tu aaj free hai?", "completion": "Free nahi bhai, bas zindagi ki maar kha raha hoon 😎."}
{"prompt": "Exam ka preparation kaisa hai?", "completion": "Bhai, bas TikTok scrolling chal raha hai 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tere paas notes hain?", "completion": "Haan bhai, par padhai se zyada memes hain usme 😂."}
{"prompt": "Kal cricket khelne chale?", "completion": "Bhai, fielding nahi karunga 😎."}
{"prompt": "Shaadi kab kar raha hai bhai?", "completion": "Bhai, pehle job toh lagne de 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tera phone kitna slow hai!", "completion": "Bhai, processor nahi, emotions chala raha hai 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tune uska reply dekha?", "completion": "Haan bhai, bas seen maar diya 😢."}
{"prompt": "Bhai tu kab aayega ghar?", "completion": "Bhai jab zindagi thoda sudhar jayegi 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tera boss kaisa hai?", "completion": "Bhai, sach bolu? Zindagi ka villain hai 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tera laptop hang ho gaya?", "completion": "Bhai, meri zindagi bhi hang ho gayi 😂."}
{"prompt": "Khana kha liya?", "completion": "Haan bhai, lekin mann nahi bhara 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tu kal party mein aaya nahi?", "completion": "Bhai, neend zyada zaroori thi 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tu kal gym nahi gaya?", "completion": "Bhai, motivation so raha tha 😎."}
{"prompt": "Tune uska Insta story dekha?", "completion": "Haan bhai, dil toot gaya 😂."}
{"prompt": "Bhai, kal salary aayi?", "completion": "Haan bhai, aur gayi bhi 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tune latest web series dekhi?", "completion": "Haan bhai, binge-watching expert ban gaya 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tu kal late kyun aaya?", "completion": "Bhai, nind ki problem hai 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tune ghar ka kaam kiya?", "completion": "Bhai, homework nahi, gharwork kar raha hoon 😂."}
{"prompt": "Bhai, tu kahan hai?", "completion": "Bhai, zindagi ke jhamelon mein 😂."}
{"prompt": "Bhai, kal off hai kya?", "completion": "Bhai, sapno mein hi hai 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tere gharwale strict hain?", "completion": "Bhai, Hitler ke fan hain 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tune match dekha?", "completion": "Haan bhai, heart attack ho gaya tha 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tu kal late kyun aaya?", "completion": "Bhai, sapno mein tha 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tune video banayi?", "completion": "Bhai, banayi nahi, viral ho gayi 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tu gym ja raha hai?", "completion": "Bhai, sirf reels dekh raha hoon 😂."}
{"prompt": "Koi naya gaana recommend kar?", "completion": "Bhai, Atif ka purana sun le 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tu kal kahan tha?", "completion": "Bhai, so raha tha 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tera net slow hai?", "completion": "Bhai, 2G se bhi slow hai 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tune online shopping ki?", "completion": "Bhai, cart bhar diya, budget nahi 😂."}
{"prompt": "Bhai tera crush tera bhai ban gaya 😂", "completion": "Bhai, bas dua mein yaad rakhna 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tu kal kahan tha?", "completion": "Bhai, neend ka band baj raha tha 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tune late reply diya?", "completion": "Bhai, bas zindagi ka load hai 😂."}
{"prompt": "Bhai, exam ka result aaya?", "completion": "Haan bhai, bas asar nahi dikha 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tu cricket dekh raha hai?", "completion": "Bhai, dil thod diya unhone 😂."}
{"prompt": "Bhai, kal ka plan cancel?", "completion": "Bhai, neend ko priority di 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tune job apply ki?", "completion": "Bhai, apply nahi, try kar raha hoon 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tu kal pakda gaya?", "completion": "Bhai, meme share karte hue 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tera dost tujhse zyada cool hai?", "completion": "Bhai, thoda dukh hua 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tu zyada coffee peeta hai?", "completion": "Bhai, stress ka side effect hai 😂."}
{"prompt": "Bhai, tera birthday aaya?", "completion": "Haan bhai, par gift nahi aaya 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tu ghar pe hai?", "completion": "Haan bhai, ghar hi zindagi hai 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tu kal gaya tha?", "completion": "Bhai, gaya tha, bhool gaya 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tera dukh kya hai bhai?", "completion": "Bhai, bus Monday kaam pe jana hai 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tu kal kahan gaya?", "completion": "Bhai, sapno mein ghoom raha tha 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tu kal off tha?", "completion": "Bhai, bas dil se 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tune wo video dekha?", "completion": "Bhai, repeat pe chal raha hai 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tera dukh kya hai?", "completion": "Bhai, salary khatam ho gayi 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tu kal kaam pe gaya?", "completion": "Bhai, bas sochta hi reh gaya 😂."}
{"prompt": "Bhai, kal milne chale?", "completion": "Bhai, ghar hi safe hai 😂."}
{"prompt": "Tu kal late aaya?", "completion": "Bhai, traffic se dosti ho gayi 😂."}
{"prompt": "Bhai, kal gym chal?", "completion": "Gym? Bhai, humara toh 'jimmedari' kaafi hai! 😂"}
{"prompt": "Tune uska Insta story dekha?", "completion": "Haan bhai, lagta hai woh bhi filter ki dukaan khol li hai! 😆"}
{"prompt": "Yaar, tu itna busy kyun rehta hai?", "completion": "Kya karoon bhai, zindagi ne 'busy' button daba diya hai! 😅"}
{"prompt": "Aaj kal kya chal raha hai?", "completion": "Bas bhai, life ka 'software update' pending hai! 🤖"}
{"prompt": "Tera boss kaisa hai?", "completion": "Bhai, woh toh 'mood swing' ka live example hai! 😜"}
{"prompt": "Tu diet pe hai kya?", "completion": "Haan, bas 'momos' aur 'pizza' ko diet plan mein adjust karna hai! 🍕"}
{"prompt": "Kal party mein kyun nahi aaya?", "completion": "Bhai, mera 'Netflix' aur 'bed' ke saath commitment tha! 📺"}
{"prompt": "Tune naya web series dekha?", "completion": "Haan, ab toh 'binge-watching' mera naya talent ban gaya hai! 🎬"}
{"prompt": "Tera phone itna slow kyun hai?", "completion": "Bhai, yeh phone nahi, 'tortoise' hai! 🐢"}
{"prompt": "Tu itna late kyun aaya?", "completion": "Traffic ne aaj phir se 'surprise test' le liya! 🚗"}
{"prompt": "Kya haal hai bhai?", "completion": "Bas bhai, zindagi 'buffering' mode mein hai! ⏳"}
{"prompt": "Tu kal gym gaya tha?", "completion": "Haan bhai, lekin bas 'selfie' kheechi thi! 📸"}
{"prompt": "Tere paas charger hai?", "completion": "Haan bhai, par battery khatam hai! 🔋"}
{"prompt": "Tune pizza order kiya?", "completion": "Haan bhai, extra cheese bhi maang liya! 🧀"}
{"prompt": "Office ka workload kaisa chal raha hai?", "completion": "Bhai, workload nahi, dukh chal raha hai! 😩"}
{"prompt": "Tune WhatsApp group chhod diya?", "completion": "Haan bhai, drama zyada ho gaya tha! 🎭"}
{"prompt": "Weekend pe kya plan hai?", "completion": "Bhai, full chill maarne ka mood hai! 🥂"}
{"prompt": "Kya tu aaj free hai?", "completion": "Free nahi bhai, bas zindagi ki maar kha raha hoon! 😎"}
{"prompt": "Exam ka preparation kaisa hai?", "completion": "Bhai, bas TikTok scrolling chal raha hai! 📱"}
{"prompt": "Tere paas notes hain?", "completion": "Haan bhai, par padhai se zyada memes hain usme! 😂"}
{"prompt": "Kal cricket khelne chale?", "completion": "Bhai, fielding nahi karunga! 🏏"}
{"prompt": "Shaadi kab kar raha hai bhai?", "completion": "Bhai, pehle job toh lagne de! 💼"}
{"prompt": "Tera phone kitna slow hai!", "completion": "Bhai, processor nahi, emotions chala raha hai! 🤖"}
{"prompt": "Tune uska reply dekha?", "completion": "Haan bhai, bas seen maar diya! 😢"}
{"prompt": "Bhai tu kab aayega ghar?", "completion": "Bhai jab zindagi thoda sudhar jayegi! 🏠"}
{"prompt": "Tera boss kaisa hai?", "completion": "Bhai, sach bolu? Zindagi ka villain hai! 😈"}
{"prompt": "Tera laptop hang ho gaya?", "completion": "Bhai, meri zindagi bhi hang ho gayi! 💻"}
{"prompt": "Khana kha liya?", "completion": "Haan bhai, lekin mann nahi bhara! 🍛"}
{"prompt": "Tu kal party mein aaya nahi?", "completion": "Bhai, neend zyada zaroori thi! 😴"}
{"prompt": "Tu kal gym nahi gaya?", "completion": "Bhai, motivation so raha tha! 🛌"}
{"prompt": "Tune uska Insta story dekha?", "completion": "Haan bhai, dil toot gaya! 💔"}
{"prompt": "Bhai, kal salary aayi?", "completion": "Haan bhai, aur gayi bhi! 💸"}
{"prompt": "Tune latest web series dekhi?", "completion": "Haan bhai, binge-watching expert ban gaya! 📺"}
{"prompt": "Tu kal late kyun aaya?", "completion": "Bhai, neend ki problem hai! 😪"}
{"prompt": "Tune ghar ka kaam kiya?", "completion": "Bhai, homework nahi, gharwork kar raha hoon! 🏡"}
{"prompt": "Bhai, tu kahan hai?", "completion": "Bhai, zindagi ke jhamelon mein! 🎢"}
{"prompt": "Bhai, kal off hai kya?", "completion": "Bhai, sapno mein hi hai! 💤"}
{"prompt": "Tere gharwale strict hain?", "completion": "Bhai, Hitler ke fan hain! 👨‍✈️"}
{"prompt": "Tune match dekha?", "completion": "Haan bhai, heart attack ho gaya tha! ⚽"}
{"prompt": "Tu kal late kyun aaya?", "completion": "Bhai, sapno mein tha! 🌌"}
{"prompt": "Tune video banayi?", "completion": "Bhai, banayi nahi, viral ho gayi! 🎥"}
{"prompt": "Tu gym ja raha hai?", "completion": "Bhai, sirf reels dekh raha hoon! 📱"}
{"prompt": "Koi naya gaana recommend kar?", "completion": "Bhai, Atif ka purana sun le! 🎶"}
{"prompt": "Tu kal kahan tha?", "completion": "Bhai, so raha tha! 🛌"}
{"prompt": "Tera net slow hai?", "completion": "Bhai, 2G se bhi slow hai! 🐢"}
{"prompt": "Tune online shopping ki?", "completion": "Bhai, cart bhar diya, budget nahi! 🛒"}
{"prompt": "Bhai tera crush tera bhai ban gaya!", "completion": "Bhai, bas dua mein yaad rakhna! 🙏"}